Wonder if any had seen or thought of some amusing scrawl on the back of dirty cars/vans/lorries? (not my work but found some funny, some are just old!)

Starters for 10 list:-
1) "I wish my wife was this dirty" and then "She is" beside it in different writing...

2) Signwritten on the back of a Mr Kipling lorry:
'No cakes are left in this lorry overnight'
3) "Enjoy 7 up, Snow White did!"
4) 'Cleaned by the NHS'
5) plumbers van with "Our prices are lower than your granny's nipples"
6) "SSSSSHHHHH Illegal imagrants asleep"
7) "no immigrants left over night"
"Your skid stops here" on the back of an Artic
9) This is not just dirt................ this is M&S dirt
10) 'White Van seeks sponge fun'
11) a transit in Croydon "No tools in this vehicle... Except the two sitting up front"
12) "Police - Please Stop if driven sensibly"

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JP
GT4DC Treasurer

Grey St185 RC
Silver BMW E46 M3
Multicolour yawn Honda VFR400
Silver Honda Civic Type-R

Saw "Airbag test zone" plus /// markings written in the dirt on RHS of an Artic on the A14 the other day.

Heh not bad. I obviosuly spend too mcuh time on the motorway as no other bugger responded

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JP
GT4DC Treasurer

Grey St185 RC
Silver BMW E46 M3
Multicolour yawn Honda VFR400
Silver Honda Civic Type-R

"Please wash me" doesn't really cut it alongside your gems m8

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Don
GT4DC Chairman
1994 Toyota Celica GT-Four ST205WRC JDM 269bhp @ 0.9bar
1994 Toyota Celica GT-Four Special GT 590bhp @ 1.8bar
1989 Van Diemen RF88/89 Formula Ford 1600
2008 Nissan Patrol GU 3.0L ZD30DDTi 154bhp

Nor does...dirty white van man and -
"Also available in white!"

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Vice Chairman
1990 White UK Celica ST185 - Project DTM
1997 Cream BMW R1200C (as seen in James Bond "Tomorrow Never Dies")
2005 Jaguar X-type 3.0 Sovereign AWD Automatic
Blood Bikes - https://www.freewheelers.org.uk/

Saw a good one today on the back of a very filthy white van....

'I wish my girlfriend was a dirty as this'

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Vice Chairman
1990 White UK Celica ST185 - Project DTM
1997 Cream BMW R1200C (as seen in James Bond "Tomorrow Never Dies")
2005 Jaguar X-type 3.0 Sovereign AWD Automatic
Blood Bikes - https://www.freewheelers.org.uk/

I saw two today that made me laugh:

CAUTION may contain nuts!

and my fave

Bound for mu mu land

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Loosey
Loosey@gt4dc.co.uk
Storm Blue JDM ST205
Super White JDM ST205
http://www.gtfours.co.uk

Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but they make you smile when you shove them down the stairs!

I've found and excellent sticker for the back on my car/truck...

'My other Toy has t*ts!'





...and for the benefit of the ladies, replace t*ts with b*lls.

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Vice Chairman
1990 White UK Celica ST185 - Project DTM
1997 Cream BMW R1200C (as seen in James Bond "Tomorrow Never Dies")
2005 Jaguar X-type 3.0 Sovereign AWD Automatic
Blood Bikes - https://www.freewheelers.org.uk/