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 Post subject: Tickle Me Elmo.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:21 pm 
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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Lina was hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reported for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lina surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. Image

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Claire has one of these toys it is the most ridiculous thing. :)

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Have you seen the JDM/Engrish version?

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I'll laugh if you tickle me under the arms but if you try and sew a pair of marbles onto my nuts my reaction will be rather different :lol:

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LOL crap your hands!

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I like idea of crap your hands...velly funny :lol:
Please sir I not understand your meaning :?

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So am I to understand Mr B if I tickle your marbles you will crap your hands?

I'm confused!

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Kris, don't even go there m8 ..........<tremble> :shock:

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Kris, don't even go there m8 ..........<tremble> Shocked


unless you buy him a couple of shandies later. then anyone can try

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