If the mods think this is a bit OTT feel free to remove - I am laughing too much to moderate my own post.
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_cla ... *bleep*Opening post:-
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sarahCrewe
I considered name changing for this, but, bleep it.
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our *bleep* beaker is strange and not the done thing.
Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?
a later repsonse that may appeal to Mike.
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Deathstar
We don't have curtains in the Galactic Empire. If a Stormtrooper feels the need to knock one out on manoeuvres, he has to discreetly dust himself off on the back of an Ewok.